So, I was talking to this Cute Guy I got to know a few days back*… here’s the conversation.
“Oh, I’ve been the only one speaking all along. You say something now. 🙂 ”
(that was the Cute Guy, not me.)
“Umm, me? Nah I don’t talk much… used to, but you know…”
“No, I don’t know. Why don’t you talk anymore?”
“Uhh? Oh I used to talk a lot. But I talked and I talked and worked out Talk so much that I got dumped.
Plus, you know, I’d been sleeping with Secrets and Life had been flinging me for some time and lately I’ve been hanging out with Loneliness a bit too much…
It was okay till Talk didn’t know. But then, I couldn’t keep it in and Talk knew. It messed up things quite bad and he screwed, broke up, left and did not come back.
But I still have the memories and the part of him he gave me. 🙂 I still have that piece of his heart of sarcasm, satire and other rhetoric. I’m happy but I still miss him, you know.”
“umm…. okaaaayyy…. ” *walks away with a look on the face*
“Oh great. I’ve lost another guy, now. I think, he knows about my affairs with Weird. I’ll just give Loneliness a call and then we can have coffee together. Yay. ”
P.S: The Cute guy is a work of fiction. Though rest of the facts are true. Any resemblance of a person, living or dead, to Talk, Life, Secrets, Loneliness or Weird is purely a coincidence. No puns intended.
P.P.S: gotta love my sense of humor B]